Monday, April 21, 2008

Break-Up Gifts

Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together. ~Author Unknown

Know someone who needs a little support after a divorce or break-up? These gifts may be just what they need.

It's sometimes hard to find anything funny about a break-up, but we all need to keep our sense of humor. The After the Breakup Wheel can help you find your emotional path! Find yours at http://www.perpetualkid.com/ for $7.50.

Is your friend's ex a bit of a scumbag? http://www.giantmicrobes.com/ has a "scum" plush doll or a petri dish with three mini microbes. Also available: Gonorrhea, Syphilis and Herpes-in case you want to send one to the jerk (or jerk-ette) just to make you feel better!

Does the occasion call for a little serenity? The Unwedded Bliss Soy Wax Candle from http://www.smashingkatie.com-$16.95/. Scent-lime and fig leaves.

Looking for a little revenge? Send a bag of Dog Doo from http://www.dogdoo.com/. Choose from Econo ($14.00, arrives in a plastic bag), Poo Poo Special ($19.00) or Grande ($24.00)-size according to dog size. Very realistic-just the thing to send a special message to the one who wronged you!

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